why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
"I’m changing specialties, Doctor Grant. Have you ever heard of body modification? Neither had I. Anyway, you know how you’re always, always telling me that surgeons can’t make any mistakes? So, in the spirit of practice, I’ve come up with a little list of the most popular procedures that we are going to try on you tonight."
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.
We have a poster, trailer and release date for The Houses October Built. The found footage haunted house movie will be released on VOD and in select theaters on October 10.
The flick is directed by Bobby Roe, produced by Steven Schneider (Insidious, Paranormal Activity) and stars Brandy Schaefer, Zack Andrews, Bobby Roe, Mikey Roe and Jeff Larson.